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Egaladeist · 14-11-2004, 06:58 AM

NEWS FLASH! FROM THE KINGDOM OF GEEKDOM! Now after several attempts to dethrone the King...all of which were thwarted by his armies...King Egaladeist voluntarily steps down to let the Knights fight amongst themselves for portions of the Kingdom!

The King will however be retaining his titles to the lands of:
A Tank named Grizzly
Space Hunter
Moon Patrol..and,
Canyon Glider

and, once he has a new mouse...Curveball! Anyone attempting to overthrow one of these King's Lands will be dealt with swiftly and without mercy!

The rest are up for grabs!

This has been a Royal Decree announcement from the Kingdom of Geekdom!

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14-11-2004, 06:58 AM	#1 (permalink) Top
Egaladeist I am the Eg Man Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 545 Times Helpful: 13 Status: Offline	All Hail the King!!!!!!! NEWS FLASH! FROM THE KINGDOM OF GEEKDOM! Now after several attempts to dethrone the King...all of which were thwarted by his armies...King Egaladeist voluntarily steps down to let the Knights fight amongst themselves for portions of the Kingdom! The King will however be retaining his titles to the lands of: A Tank named Grizzly Space Hunter Moon Patrol..and, Canyon Glider and, once he has a new mouse...Curveball! Anyone attempting to overthrow one of these King's Lands will be dealt with swiftly and without mercy! The rest are up for grabs! This has been a Royal Decree announcement from the Kingdom of Geekdom! Stay tuned to this station for a message from our sponsor... Do you have an itching... burning... swelling... bleeding... posterior? If so you may have a condition doctors at Mercy Hospital recently discovered called...a big pain in the ass! Try the new miracle drug... "Liquid DuctTape"...it may not cure you...but it'll do wonders for everyone else! This has been an announcement from Shove-it-up-your-ass Enterprises...we specialize in rear-end alignments! This is the end of our broadcast day..bbbbbeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppppppppppp!!!!!!!!!