19-10-2005, 06:41 PM
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Microsoft Fights Fire With Fire
In my Custom PC magazine there's an article, it's quite interesting and not too long so here it is.
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Microsoft is busy trying to shore up a PR disaster, as unofficial reports suggest the forthcoming Windows Vista 'might make PC's explode'. According to Linux Website www.bushybeards.org a new 'morality engine' will monitor your computer usage. If it detects unencrypted media files, images with too much 'visible flesh' or open-source code, it could set off a chain reaction between your graphics card and processor. A rapid increase in temperature will then spontaneously enrich some uranium and instigate a minor nuclear disaster in your PC.
Using a webcam, Windows Vista can search your room for pirated CD's, DVD's, pornography and Linux distrubutions. Bushybeards also reports that the final version will incorporate 'X-ray visualisation Technology' (XVT), capable of detecting morality infringements through solid objects, this will allow Microsoft to check up on your neighbours as well, and increase the explosive yeild accordingly.
However, XVT isn'tavailable in the current BETA Microsoft Windows PlatformMonopolist Pauline Brundle said "Isn't this just what you deserve if you're sharing files or using Linux? All PC users are evil by nature and need an operating system that treats them like the freeloading scum they are"
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Just thought you guys and gals would like the hear about it, it's quite interesting, even if it is rather ridiculous...
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