Aliens Talk??

I was looking onto this site, and noticed that there was an audio file of an alien talking. I tried to translate what this guy was saying, which was this:
“So Charlie finally broke up with me. And she said that her parents would never let her marry somebody from another plant, and I’m like ‘Come On, man!’ I mean she’s pretty, she’s bright. It’s not like I have seven noses or anything.”
Do you guys know if I translated this correctly, because it’s really hard to understand this dude.