14-11-2004, 06:58 AM
|
#1 (permalink) Top |
|
I am the Eg Man
 
Join Date: Oct 2004
Posts: 544
Times Helpful: 13
Status: Offline
|
All Hail the King!!!!!!!
NEWS FLASH! FROM THE KINGDOM OF GEEKDOM! Now after several attempts to dethrone the King...all of which were thwarted by his armies...King Egaladeist voluntarily steps down to let the Knights fight amongst themselves for portions of the Kingdom!
The King will however be retaining his titles to the lands of: A Tank named Grizzly Space Hunter Moon Patrol..and, Canyon Glider and, once he has a new mouse...Curveball! Anyone attempting to overthrow one of these King's Lands will be dealt with swiftly and without mercy! The rest are up for grabs! This has been a Royal Decree announcement from the Kingdom of Geekdom! Stay tuned to this station for a message from our sponsor... Do you have an itching... burning... swelling... bleeding... posterior? If so you may have a condition doctors at Mercy Hospital recently discovered called...a big pain in the ass! Try the new miracle drug... "Liquid DuctTape"...it may not cure you...but it'll do wonders for everyone else! This has been an announcement from Shove-it-up-your-ass Enterprises...we specialize in rear-end alignments! This is the end of our broadcast day..bbbbbeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppppppppppp!!!!!!!!!    |
|
|
|
14-11-2004, 11:03 AM
|
#2 (permalink) Top |
|
Student Bum
 
Join Date: Nov 2003
Age: 22 Male
Posts: 1,536
Times Helpful: 30
My Mood: Cheerful
Status: Offline
|
oh dear
 *Starts save geeks with problems charity 
__________________
Laptop // Toshiba Satellite A210-11P // AMD Turion 64 X2 1.8Ghz Dual Core // 4GB DDR2 // 200GB Sata HD // Dual Layer DVD-RW // ATI Radeon HD2400XT 256MB // 15.4" HD Crystal Display // Vista Premium Desktop // HP DC7700 // Pentium Dual Core 3.4Ghz // 2GB DDR2 // 2x 160GB Sata2 // 16x DVD-RW // Crucial Ballistix // ATI Radeon X1950GT 512MB // 20" Dell Screen // XP Pro SP2 |
|
|
|
14-11-2004, 02:40 PM
|
#3 (permalink) Top | |
|
I am the Eg Man
Join Date: Oct 2004
Posts: 544
Times Helpful: 13
Status: Offline
|
Quote:
One section of my book " Typically Stupid " was later devoted to a clan of little creatures called Geepers, whose sole purpose in life was to seek out maim, kill, and Destroy Smurfs! Who's idea was it to have games like "barb jump" and "bloody penguin"...maybe we can have a " sick n' Twisted zone" for off-the-wall humour!
Last edited by Egaladeist; 14-11-2004 at 03:52 PM. |
|
|
|
|
|
14-11-2004, 03:56 PM
|
#4 (permalink) Top |
|
The King
  
Join Date: Jan 2004
Age: 18 Male
Posts: 5,255
Times Helpful: 403
My Mood: Drunk
Status: Offline
|
Squirrel kicking would be a good game.
__________________
Never trust a program you don't have the source code for.   My website | Powerful Desktop Linux | Linux for human beings | Linux for power users | Linux for ricers |
|
|
|
14-11-2004, 05:46 PM
|
#5 (permalink) Top | |
|
I am the Eg Man
Join Date: Oct 2004
Posts: 544
Times Helpful: 13
Status: Offline
|
Quote:
in keeping with the theme of the forum...how about a game you can chase, shoot, stomp, bash, and run over a computer...for all of us who would love to do it for real but can't afford a new one!
|
|
|
|
|
|
14-11-2004, 08:18 PM
|
#6 (permalink) Top |
|
The King
Join Date: Jan 2004
Age: 18 Male
Posts: 5,255
Times Helpful: 403
My Mood: Drunk
Status: Offline
|
Yes! Exactly what you need when your PSU fails, then you buy a new mobo for nothing and then your HD sh!ts out on you. Something to relieve stress. Question: How come there aren't enough people to kill in ped killer to get over 100? Yet people still have higher scores.
__________________
Never trust a program you don't have the source code for. My website | Powerful Desktop Linux | Linux for human beings | Linux for power users | Linux for ricers |
|
|
|
|
14-11-2004, 09:39 PM
|
#7 (permalink) Top | |
|
I am the Eg Man
Join Date: Oct 2004
Posts: 544
Times Helpful: 13
Status: Offline
|
Quote:
Did you try my system yet? Every game is beatable...once you figure out how it works...I can't pinpoint the wind on monkey diving though...I don.t think it's random...and if it's not random..it can be beat too!
|
|
|
|
|
 |
| Bookmarks |
| Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests) | |
| Thread Tools | |
|
|
Similar Threads
|
||||
| Thread | Thread Starter | Forum | Replies | Last Post |
| Monkey Diving Crowns a new King | Egaladeist | PC Gaming | 9 | 19-10-2004 10:46 PM |
| LOTR: Return of the king | Sniper | TV / Movies and DVDs | 7 | 31-03-2004 02:06 AM |
