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Old 16-09-2003, 09:41 PM   #1 (permalink) Top
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Talking Alternate acronyms

* WWW = World Wide Wait
* ISDN = It Still Does Nothing
* SCSI = System Can't See It
* DOS = Defective Operating System
* IBM = I Blame Microsoft
* PENTIUM = Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding Of Mathematics
* BASIC = Bill's Attempt to Sieze Industry Control
* APPLE = Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
* CD-ROM = Consumer Device - Rendered Obsolete Monthly
* COBOL = Completely Obsolete Business-Orientated Language
* AMIGA = A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
* MIPS = Meaningless Indicator of Processor Speed
* WINDOWS = Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
* MACINTOSH = Most Applications Crash If Not The Operating System Hangs
* MICROSOFT = Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teens
* PCMCIA = People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms

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Old 17-09-2003, 07:37 AM   #2 (permalink) Top
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ok ok ok, I know they're very bad but I invented them in 2 minutes at 3:35am so....no comments :p
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Old 17-09-2003, 11:27 AM   #3 (permalink) Top
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not bad harrack52. I like the "IBM - I blame Microsoft" thats a good one, lol
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Old 17-09-2003, 05:00 PM   #4 (permalink) Top
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I personally like the alternative for SCSI.
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