Cyber fight in HWF!!!! (everyone join in!)

Impotence · 08-09-2005, 01:30 PM

Ok, heres how it goes...

I start the story (in the next post) and then YOU make up the next bit of the story and we end up with a unbeliveable story (from experiance i know it will turn out rather nutty)

Impotence · 08-09-2005, 08:32 AM

Sleeping piglet creeps through the dark, he removes a black lump from his pocket and chucks it through a warehouse window (which is full of marmite)

pelvis_3 · 08-09-2005, 08:39 AM

Hits a guy in the head and pulls out his beretta!
(i havnent really got an imagination)

Impotence · 08-09-2005, 08:46 AM

Kabooooom.... the door blows of the warehouse and the shockwave blows piglet off his feet, he looks towards the warehouse to see mi5 agents (british FBI) running towards him

Frantically he turns his berreta towards them and pulls the trigger, but it wont fire! They are only meters away from him and....

pelvis_3 · 08-09-2005, 08:51 AM

Realizes he left his clip at home and by then one of the agents has the piglet in a sleeper hold so he kicks him in the n**s and takes his gun.....

Matt555 · 08-09-2005, 11:23 AM

piglett not knowing what to do with the gun makes a mad dash for the door when suddenly...

Addis · 08-09-2005, 11:25 AM

his long lost father is there, he is leading the mi5 to him.
He quickly realises that to get away he will have to kill his father.

He sits on him.

Matt555 · 08-09-2005, 11:29 AM

in a desperate attempt to escape the father runs towards the door, but the budget when the warehouse was used was limited and the door was only painted on...he hits the wall with great force knocking him off his feet...

Addis · 08-09-2005, 11:32 AM

The piglet is arrested, and taken to a secret location for interrogation on the plans for the new super sty.

Matt555 · 08-09-2005, 11:36 AM

the father is then taken into hospital where he slowly recovers and decides that his life has too much action and he wishes to retire to a small island somewhere in the south pacific...unbeknown to him that is where his evil arch enemy is waiting...waiting and watching.

ThePenguinCometh · 08-09-2005, 03:21 PM

Meanwhile, back in the interrogation room, things are not going well. Piglet is refusing to be broken and the MI5 are running out of ideas. They make a breakthrough however when someone gets the idea to track down on of his old girlfriends and find out what his weakness is, the search is succesful.

The next morning, Piglet, feeling quite pleased with his resilience, goes into total panic when in the door walks......

Addis · 08-09-2005, 03:33 PM

a cloaked man holding a small note. Piglet reads it and suddenly starts to sweat.
Realising that he would have to tell if his girlfriend is not to be harmed.

Somewhere in the pacific, piglet's father is in hiding. All is well until a helicopter comes down from above and fires smart bombs at his house.

Matt555 · 08-09-2005, 04:14 PM

these smart bombs suddenly crash into nearby rocks completely missing the father, apparently the makers of the bombs installed a form of windows operating system on them to make them work...well we all know what happens with windows, so the father re-taliates, he launches his Linux operated smart bombs...surely doom awaits the helicopter and its passengers...

Impotence · 08-09-2005, 06:16 PM

The helicopter attempts to projects an image of bill gates onto a nearby cliff in a desparate attempt to divert the linux smart bombs... unfortunatly windoze media player 10 wrongly recosnises the movie to be a copy of a holywood production and refuses to play the file

The father realises that he forgot to bring any form of entertainment and realises that he could have alot of fun with the helecopter and quickly disables the smart bombs and launches the win32.mydoom worm into the helocopters onboard computer...

ThePenguinCometh · 08-09-2005, 08:41 PM

Unfortunately his entertainment is cut short when the on-board computer simply crashes whereupon the helicopter ploughs into the hideaway, destroying everything. The father, now homeless, stranded on a remote island and having lost all his beer crates wanders the island seeking a way to get off. Shortly after he is walking along the beach when in the distance he spies a tall, red-haired........

08-09-2005, 01:30 PM	# 1 (permalink) Top
Impotence May the source be with u! Join Date: Dec 2004 Age: 20 Male Posts: 1,904 Times Helpful: 128 My Mood: Stressed Status: Offline My Computer	Cyber fight in HWF!!!! (everyone join in!) Ok, heres how it goes... I start the story (in the next post) and then YOU make up the next bit of the story and we end up with a unbeliveable story (from experiance i know it will turn out rather nutty) __________________ Dear intel,Already Made My Decision Never trust a computer you can't repair yourself. Windows Vista - Viruses Intruders Spyware Trojans Adware Why Linux is Better!\|Pastafairianism\|Say no to National ID\|Firefox Extensions Guide scientology has been getting alot of attention recently When the rich wage war, it is the poor who die. Where are the WMD's that our governments used to justify the war?

08-09-2005, 08:32 AM	# 2 (permalink) Top
Impotence May the source be with u! Join Date: Dec 2004 Age: 20 Male Posts: 1,904 Times Helpful: 128 My Mood: Stressed Status: Offline My Computer	Sleeping piglet creeps through the dark, he removes a black lump from his pocket and chucks it through a warehouse window (which is full of marmite) __________________ Dear intel,Already Made My Decision Never trust a computer you can't repair yourself. Windows Vista - Viruses Intruders Spyware Trojans Adware Why Linux is Better!\|Pastafairianism\|Say no to National ID\|Firefox Extensions Guide scientology has been getting alot of attention recently When the rich wage war, it is the poor who die. Where are the WMD's that our governments used to justify the war?

08-09-2005, 08:39 AM	# 3 (permalink) Top
pelvis_3 HWF Member For Life Join Date: Jul 2005 Age: 23 Male Posts: 2,339 Times Helpful: 265 My Mood: Happy Status: Offline My Computer	Hits a guy in the head and pulls out his beretta! (i havnent really got an imagination) __________________ Adopt an unanswered thread. \| Who's Online \| vB Code Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them! Support bacteria, it's the only culture some people have!

08-09-2005, 08:46 AM	# 4 (permalink) Top
Impotence May the source be with u! Join Date: Dec 2004 Age: 20 Male Posts: 1,904 Times Helpful: 128 My Mood: Stressed Status: Offline My Computer	Kabooooom.... the door blows of the warehouse and the shockwave blows piglet off his feet, he looks towards the warehouse to see mi5 agents (british FBI) running towards him Frantically he turns his berreta towards them and pulls the trigger, but it wont fire! They are only meters away from him and.... __________________ Dear intel,Already Made My Decision Never trust a computer you can't repair yourself. Windows Vista - Viruses Intruders Spyware Trojans Adware Why Linux is Better!\|Pastafairianism\|Say no to National ID\|Firefox Extensions Guide scientology has been getting alot of attention recently When the rich wage war, it is the poor who die. Where are the WMD's that our governments used to justify the war?

08-09-2005, 08:51 AM	# 5 (permalink) Top
pelvis_3 HWF Member For Life Join Date: Jul 2005 Age: 23 Male Posts: 2,339 Times Helpful: 265 My Mood: Happy Status: Offline My Computer	Realizes he left his clip at home and by then one of the agents has the piglet in a sleeper hold so he kicks him in the n**s and takes his gun..... __________________ Adopt an unanswered thread. \| Who's Online \| vB Code Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them! Support bacteria, it's the only culture some people have!

08-09-2005, 11:23 AM	# 6 (permalink) Top
Matt555 iMod Join Date: May 2005 Age: 22 Male Posts: 3,844 Times Helpful: 238 My Mood: Happy Status: Offline My Computer	piglett not knowing what to do with the gun makes a mad dash for the door when suddenly... __________________

08-09-2005, 11:25 AM	# 7 (permalink) Top
Addis The King Join Date: Jan 2004 Age: 19 Male Posts: 5,260 Times Helpful: 404 My Mood: Drunk Status: Offline My Computer	his long lost father is there, he is leading the mi5 to him. He quickly realises that to get away he will have to kill his father. He sits on him. __________________ Never trust a program you don't have the source code for. My website \| Powerful Desktop Linux \| Linux for human beings \| Linux for power users \| Linux for ricers

08-09-2005, 11:29 AM	# 8 (permalink) Top
Matt555 iMod Join Date: May 2005 Age: 22 Male Posts: 3,844 Times Helpful: 238 My Mood: Happy Status: Offline My Computer	in a desperate attempt to escape the father runs towards the door, but the budget when the warehouse was used was limited and the door was only painted on...he hits the wall with great force knocking him off his feet... __________________

08-09-2005, 11:32 AM	# 9 (permalink) Top
Addis The King Join Date: Jan 2004 Age: 19 Male Posts: 5,260 Times Helpful: 404 My Mood: Drunk Status: Offline My Computer	The piglet is arrested, and taken to a secret location for interrogation on the plans for the new super sty. __________________ Never trust a program you don't have the source code for. My website \| Powerful Desktop Linux \| Linux for human beings \| Linux for power users \| Linux for ricers

08-09-2005, 11:36 AM	# 10 (permalink) Top
Matt555 iMod Join Date: May 2005 Age: 22 Male Posts: 3,844 Times Helpful: 238 My Mood: Happy Status: Offline My Computer	the father is then taken into hospital where he slowly recovers and decides that his life has too much action and he wishes to retire to a small island somewhere in the south pacific...unbeknown to him that is where his evil arch enemy is waiting...waiting and watching. __________________

08-09-2005, 03:21 PM	# 11 (permalink) Top
ThePenguinCometh There is no escape Join Date: May 2005 Age: 34 Male Posts: 425 Times Helpful: 50 Status: Offline	Meanwhile, back in the interrogation room, things are not going well. Piglet is refusing to be broken and the MI5 are running out of ideas. They make a breakthrough however when someone gets the idea to track down on of his old girlfriends and find out what his weakness is, the search is succesful. The next morning, Piglet, feeling quite pleased with his resilience, goes into total panic when in the door walks...... __________________ Insomnia - it's not a condition, it's a mentality. Registered Linux user: 388693. Registered Linux machines: 289172, 289173, 296291, 296293, 296294, 296869. Geek score: 34.714% - Total Geek Hacker key: v2sw5+8C+JGhw5ln4/5pr6/7Ock1ma6/8l6+8Sw3+2e4t2b9Hen4+6g5+3RHaIr9

08-09-2005, 03:33 PM	# 12 (permalink) Top
Addis The King Join Date: Jan 2004 Age: 19 Male Posts: 5,260 Times Helpful: 404 My Mood: Drunk Status: Offline My Computer	a cloaked man holding a small note. Piglet reads it and suddenly starts to sweat. Realising that he would have to tell if his girlfriend is not to be harmed. Somewhere in the pacific, piglet's father is in hiding. All is well until a helicopter comes down from above and fires smart bombs at his house. __________________ Never trust a program you don't have the source code for. My website \| Powerful Desktop Linux \| Linux for human beings \| Linux for power users \| Linux for ricers

08-09-2005, 04:14 PM	# 13 (permalink) Top
Matt555 iMod Join Date: May 2005 Age: 22 Male Posts: 3,844 Times Helpful: 238 My Mood: Happy Status: Offline My Computer	these smart bombs suddenly crash into nearby rocks completely missing the father, apparently the makers of the bombs installed a form of windows operating system on them to make them work...well we all know what happens with windows, so the father re-taliates, he launches his Linux operated smart bombs...surely doom awaits the helicopter and its passengers... __________________

08-09-2005, 06:16 PM	# 14 (permalink) Top
Impotence May the source be with u! Join Date: Dec 2004 Age: 20 Male Posts: 1,904 Times Helpful: 128 My Mood: Stressed Status: Offline My Computer	The helicopter attempts to projects an image of bill gates onto a nearby cliff in a desparate attempt to divert the linux smart bombs... unfortunatly windoze media player 10 wrongly recosnises the movie to be a copy of a holywood production and refuses to play the file The father realises that he forgot to bring any form of entertainment and realises that he could have alot of fun with the helecopter and quickly disables the smart bombs and launches the win32.mydoom worm into the helocopters onboard computer... __________________ Dear intel,Already Made My Decision Never trust a computer you can't repair yourself. Windows Vista - Viruses Intruders Spyware Trojans Adware Why Linux is Better!\|Pastafairianism\|Say no to National ID\|Firefox Extensions Guide scientology has been getting alot of attention recently When the rich wage war, it is the poor who die. Where are the WMD's that our governments used to justify the war?

08-09-2005, 08:41 PM	# 15 (permalink) Top
ThePenguinCometh There is no escape Join Date: May 2005 Age: 34 Male Posts: 425 Times Helpful: 50 Status: Offline	Unfortunately his entertainment is cut short when the on-board computer simply crashes whereupon the helicopter ploughs into the hideaway, destroying everything. The father, now homeless, stranded on a remote island and having lost all his beer crates wanders the island seeking a way to get off. Shortly after he is walking along the beach when in the distance he spies a tall, red-haired........ __________________ Insomnia - it's not a condition, it's a mentality. Registered Linux user: 388693. Registered Linux machines: 289172, 289173, 296291, 296293, 296294, 296869. Geek score: 34.714% - Total Geek Hacker key: v2sw5+8C+JGhw5ln4/5pr6/7Ock1ma6/8l6+8Sw3+2e4t2b9Hen4+6g5+3RHaIr9

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