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Old 20-07-2008, 10:40 PM   #1 (permalink) Top
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god i can talk a loada crap, only B has posted more than me, look

BTW: is there a way to list users by how many times they've being thanked ?

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Old 21-07-2008, 06:13 AM   #2 (permalink) Top
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lol you're not talking crap, you're being helpful! Keep it up!

5558 posts / 301 times helpful = 18.5 - So for every 18.5 times you have posted someone has thanked you

For me it's...

696 / 31 = 22.5 = So you've easily been more helpful than me!

Big B has an average of every 17.84 posts!
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Old 21-07-2008, 02:22 PM   #3 (permalink) Top
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god i can talk a loada crap, only B has posted more than me, look

BTW: is there a way to list users by how many times they've being thanked ?
Haven't you heard? Your post count is directly proportional to the size of your penis.

Or maybe that wasn't quite it. I don't know, I forget.
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Old 21-07-2008, 02:35 PM   #4 (permalink) Top
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Haven't you heard? Your post count is directly proportional to the size of your penis.
i'm happy now, & presumably, so will my wife be, if it ever happens :meh:

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you've easily been more helpful than me!
& i've only been @ HWF for a month longer than you, god, i can talk a loada crap, i just know a lot of random crap, nothing really specific, except maybe storage (HDDs & USB)

BTW: i've only ever had 1 1GB USB pen

Edit: @Addis: so my penis size should be directly comparable to yours, you lucky tw4t

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Big B has an average of every 17.84 posts!
so, on that basis, i've been more helpful than B & he's being here for nearly 5 years longer than me, that proves the number of thanks anyone receives is just a guide, but a bl00dy good guide, but, i'm good at blowing my own trumpet

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Old 21-07-2008, 06:14 PM   #5 (permalink) Top
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Errrr no I think that means Big B has been more helpful

If his average is 17.84, and yours is 18.5, that means for Big B that every 17.84 posts he has received a thanks, whereas every 18.5 posts you have been thanked.

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Old 21-07-2008, 07:14 PM   #6 (permalink) Top
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Errrr no I think that means Big B has been more helpful

If his average is 17.84, and yours is 18.5, that means for Big B that every 17.84 posts he has received a thanks, whereas every 18.5 posts you have been thanked.
so, you've been thanked, on you post average, 22.5 times per post & i've been thanked 18.5 times per post, so you because your post count is 696, so, you have posted more effectively / efficiently than me, correct ?

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Ouch.
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Old 21-07-2008, 07:36 PM   #7 (permalink) Top
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Nope either me or you have got confused somewhere (more likely me).

If you had been thanked 18.5 times per post, then you would have hundreds of thousands of thanks!

Instead, when you post 18.5 messages, you get thanked. So if you divide the number of posts total by 18.5, you get the number of thanks you've had.

To try and visualise this, imagine each of these is a post:

Post 1
Post 2
Post 3
Post 4
Post 5
Post 6
Post 7
Post 8
Post 9
Post 10
Post 11
Post 12
Post 13
Post 14
Post 15
Post 16
Post 17
Post 18
THANKED HERE
Post 19
Post 20
Post 21
Post 22
Post 23
Post 24
Post 25
Post 26
Post 27
Post 28
Post 29
Post 30
Post 31
Post 32
Post 33
Post 34
Post 35
Post 36
Post 37 <-- THANKED HERE
Post 38
Post 39

... Every 18.5 posts you have been thanked.

For me, it's about every 22, so I have been less efficient at helping people, and Big B has been the most efficient out of all 3 of us.
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Old 21-07-2008, 07:56 PM   #8 (permalink) Top
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Nope either me or you have got confused somewhere (more likely me).
i did know what you were saying, but, now i'm really confused, lets just say we are both right, even though we disagree, cos i struggling to remember my name now :super confused:

BTW: this is probably a conversation that that could potentially go on forever
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Old 21-07-2008, 08:00 PM   #9 (permalink) Top
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Ah my good friend confusion, where would I be without you (probably somewhere better lol)
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Old 21-07-2008, 08:06 PM   #10 (permalink) Top
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Ah my good friend confusion, where would I be without you (probably somewhere better lol)
probably somewhere, possibly in a fridge, thanking the one & only set of speakers that actually work on the system they are not connected to
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Good point well argued! Thankfully I'm a Yorkshire lad so I can blame my heritage. I think you are, aren't you donkey?

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Good point well argued! Thankfully I'm a Yorkshire lad so I can blame my heritage. I think you are, aren't you donkey?
yep, yorkie boy born & bred, but,i prefer bread i can eat, not like Granary bread (the one with the budgie & seed on top)
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Penis getting bigger... 700th post!
congrats, it's growing nicly, more posting

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Old 22-07-2008, 05:31 AM   #14 (permalink) Top
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Very attractive

Thank God I'm not a goth!

Edit: On second thoughts, which one is the male and which one female? They both look as if they could be females (maybe they are).
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