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Old 05-06-2008, 02:31 AM   #1 (permalink) Top
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Default What i have learned in Project Management [part of my HND]

To be fair, i have not learned a lot from this class but what i have learned i believe is important enough to share with you all.

The most important thing that i have learned from project management is, if you are responsible for managing a project you DO NOT want to use Microshaft Project, It really puts the shafting in microshaft.

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I mean seriously, WHAT THE :SWEAR: IS WRONG WITH THIS PIECE OF :SWEAR: :SWEAR:!!!! It is the single, most retarded piece of that those licking butt munchers have ever squeezed out of the collective anus that we all know as micro soft!!!

I would rather use Winblows ME for the rest of my life than have to rely on Microsoft ^we'll f'up your^ Project in any way, shape or form again! i mean this piece of must be older than Noahs ark! Its from the days where being able to undo the last change you made was an amazing feature, its just a pity they haven't made more undo's possible or i would have kept on clicking to see if it would uninstall itself unexpectedly too! (but of course they have made it look nice, proving once and for all that you CAN polish a turd).

All in all it is a wonder example of what you can expect from microsoft if they think they think they can get away with it... charging as much as possible while spending as little as possible, if anything at all!

So all in all, get yourself a pen and paper and save yourself a fortune

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Old 05-06-2008, 09:46 AM   #2 (permalink) Top
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I would rather use Winblows ME for the rest of my life than have to rely on Microsoft ^we'll f'up your^ Project in any way, shape or form again!
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Old 05-06-2008, 01:30 PM   #3 (permalink) Top
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It really puts the shafting in microshaft. & micro soft!!!
very eloquently put, i agree, but its funny too

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After fighting with it for many hours today i have managed to get enough done to pass that module of my HND, by Monday i will have everything for my HND done
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I got a call this morning, seems that there where a few problems with my project

The main problem was that the holidays that i had assigned (xmas etc) ended up in the standard calendar instead of the project calendar that i had created, why you ask? because project forgets the calendar that have you have selected as your base calendar when you change the computer that you are working on! why? knows but if i was planning a real project i this could cause some serious problems (calendars set the working hours and non-working days, if these are wrong then your predicted completion date will also be wrong).

On the bright side, i now have until Wednesday to finish (cough, and start, cough) so i can spend Sunday revising for a exam on Monday (thats cost me £45 to take, vendor qualification)
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Its from the days where being able to undo the last change you made was an amazing feature, its just a pity they haven't made more undo's possible or i would have kept on clicking to see if it would uninstall itself unexpectedly too!
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Can't say i've ever used it. Can't say I'd ever want to either...
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HAHAHAAH, butt munchers.... (turns out, you used that phrase)
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