talking crap

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by donkey42, Jul 20, 2008.

  1. donkey42

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    god i can talk a loada crap, only B has posted more than me, look

    BTW: is there a way to list users by how many times they've being thanked ?
     
  2. thomas234

    thomas234 Big Geek

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    lol you're not talking crap, you're being helpful! Keep it up!

    5558 posts / 301 times helpful = 18.5 - So for every 18.5 times you have posted someone has thanked you

    For me it's...

    696 / 31 = 22.5 = So you've easily been more helpful than me!

    Big B has an average of every 17.84 posts!
     
  3. Addis

    Addis The King

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    Haven't you heard? Your post count is directly proportional to the size of your penis.

    Or maybe that wasn't quite it. I don't know, I forget.
     
  4. donkey42

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    i'm happy now, & presumably, so will my wife be, if it ever happens :meh:

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    & i've only been @ HWF for a month longer than you, god, i can talk a loada crap, i just know a lot of random crap, nothing really specific, except maybe storage (HDDs & USB)

    BTW: i've only ever had 1 1GB USB pen

    Edit: @Addis: so my penis size should be directly comparable to yours, you lucky tw4t

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    so, on that basis, i've been more helpful than B & he's being here for nearly 5 years longer than me, that proves the number of thanks anyone receives is just a guide, but a bl00dy good guide, but, i'm good at blowing my own trumpet
     
  5. thomas234

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    Errrr no I think that means Big B has been more helpful :D

    If his average is 17.84, and yours is 18.5, that means for Big B that every 17.84 posts he has received a thanks, whereas every 18.5 posts you have been thanked.

    Ouch.
     
  6. donkey42

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    so, you've been thanked, on you post average, 22.5 times per post & i've been thanked 18.5 times per post, so you because your post count is 696, so, you have posted more effectively / efficiently than me, correct ?

    well get posting
     
  7. thomas234

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    Nope either me or you have got confused somewhere (more likely me).

    If you had been thanked 18.5 times per post, then you would have hundreds of thousands of thanks!

    Instead, when you post 18.5 messages, you get thanked. So if you divide the number of posts total by 18.5, you get the number of thanks you've had.

    To try and visualise this, imagine each of these is a post:

    Post 1
    Post 2
    Post 3
    Post 4
    Post 5
    Post 6
    Post 7
    Post 8
    Post 9
    Post 10
    Post 11
    Post 12
    Post 13
    Post 14
    Post 15
    Post 16
    Post 17
    Post 18
    THANKED HERE
    Post 19
    Post 20
    Post 21
    Post 22
    Post 23
    Post 24
    Post 25
    Post 26
    Post 27
    Post 28
    Post 29
    Post 30
    Post 31
    Post 32
    Post 33
    Post 34
    Post 35
    Post 36
    Post 37 <-- THANKED HERE
    Post 38
    Post 39

    ... Every 18.5 posts you have been thanked.

    For me, it's about every 22, so I have been less efficient at helping people, and Big B has been the most efficient out of all 3 of us.
     
  8. donkey42

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    i did know what you were saying, but, now i'm really confused, lets just say we are both right, even though we disagree, cos i struggling to remember my name now :super confused:

    BTW: this is probably a conversation that that could potentially go on forever
     
  9. thomas234

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    Ah my good friend confusion, where would I be without you (probably somewhere better lol)
     
  10. donkey42

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    probably somewhere, possibly in a fridge, thanking the one & only set of speakers that actually work on the system they are not connected to
     
  11. thomas234

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    Good point well argued! Thankfully I'm a Yorkshire lad so I can blame my heritage. I think you are, aren't you donkey? :D

    [OT]Penis getting bigger... 700th post![/OT]
     
  12. donkey42

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    yep, yorkie boy born & bred, but,i prefer bread i can eat, not like Granary bread (the one with the budgie & seed on top)[ot]
    congrats, it's growing nicly, more posting[/ot]
     
  13. donkey42

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  14. thomas234

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    Very attractive :dry:

    Thank God I'm not a goth!

    Edit: On second thoughts, which one is the male and which one female? They both look as if they could be females (maybe they are).
     
  15. cooessll12

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    How it's worked out?
     
  16. donkey42

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    what ?
     

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