Cyber fight in HWF!!!! (everyone join in!)

Ok, heres how it goes...

I start the story (in the next post) and then YOU make up the next bit of the story and we end up with a unbeliveable story (from experiance i know it will turn out rather nutty)

 

Sleeping piglet creeps through the dark, he removes a black lump from his pocket and chucks it through a warehouse window (which is full of marmite)

 

Hits a guy in the head and pulls out his beretta!
(i havnent really got an imagination)

 

Kabooooom.... the door blows of the warehouse and the shockwave blows piglet off his feet, he looks towards the warehouse to see mi5 agents (british FBI) running towards him

Frantically he turns his berreta towards them and pulls the trigger, but it wont fire! They are only meters away from him and....

 

Realizes he left his clip at home and by then one of the agents has the piglet in a sleeper hold so he kicks him in the n**s and takes his gun.....

 

piglett not knowing what to do with the gun makes a mad dash for the door when suddenly...

 

his long lost father is there, he is leading the mi5 to him.
He quickly realises that to get away he will have to kill his father.

He sits on him.

 

in a desperate attempt to escape the father runs towards the door, but the budget when the warehouse was used was limited and the door was only painted on...he hits the wall with great force knocking him off his feet...

 

The piglet is arrested, and taken to a secret location for interrogation on the plans for the new super sty.

 

the father is then taken into hospital where he slowly recovers and decides that his life has too much action and he wishes to retire to a small island somewhere in the south pacific...unbeknown to him that is where his evil arch enemy is waiting...waiting and watching.

 

Meanwhile, back in the interrogation room, things are not going well. Piglet is refusing to be broken and the MI5 are running out of ideas. They make a breakthrough however when someone gets the idea to track down on of his old girlfriends and find out what his weakness is, the search is succesful.

The next morning, Piglet, feeling quite pleased with his resilience, goes into total panic when in the door walks......

 

a cloaked man holding a small note. Piglet reads it and suddenly starts to sweat.
Realising that he would have to tell if his girlfriend is not to be harmed.

Somewhere in the pacific, piglet's father is in hiding. All is well until a helicopter comes down from above and fires smart bombs at his house.

 

these smart bombs suddenly crash into nearby rocks completely missing the father, apparently the makers of the bombs installed a form of windows operating system on them to make them work...well we all know what happens with windows, so the father re-taliates, he launches his Linux operated smart bombs...surely doom awaits the helicopter and its passengers...

 

The helicopter attempts to projects an image of bill gates onto a nearby cliff in a desparate attempt to divert the linux smart bombs... unfortunatly windoze media player 10 wrongly recosnises the movie to be a copy of a holywood production and refuses to play the file

The father realises that he forgot to bring any form of entertainment and realises that he could have alot of fun with the helecopter and quickly disables the smart bombs and launches the win32.mydoom worm into the helocopters onboard computer...

 

Unfortunately his entertainment is cut short when the on-board computer simply crashes whereupon the helicopter ploughs into the hideaway, destroying everything. The father, now homeless, stranded on a remote island and having lost all his beer crates wanders the island seeking a way to get off. Shortly after he is walking along the beach when in the distance he spies a tall, red-haired........

 

MONKEY! Who is talking to his girlfriend on his satalite phone The father asks him if he's seen any...

 

cheese as the father found a cracker in his pocket and fancied a snack...

 

but soon got explosive diahrea and had to whipe with some leaves which turned out to be..

 

poison ivvy and he swells up so big that.....

 

He develops multiple butt cheeks.