NEWS FLASH! FROM THE KINGDOM OF GEEKDOM! Now after several attempts to dethrone the King…all of which were thwarted by his armies…King Egaladeist voluntarily steps down to let the Knights fight amongst themselves for portions of the Kingdom!
The King will however be retaining his titles to the lands of:
A Tank named Grizzly
Space Hunter
Moon Patrol..and,
Canyon Glider
and, once he has a new mouse…Curveball! Anyone attempting to overthrow one of these King’s Lands will be dealt with swiftly and without mercy!
The rest are up for grabs!
This has been a Royal Decree announcement from the Kingdom of Geekdom!
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ProcalX…I used to have a comic book out in the seventies appropriately called " Typically Stupid "…I’ve always had a bit off-the-wall humour…kinda like Mad Magazine…only with a little more edge! Still think that edge is hilarious…couldn’t stop laughin’ as I was writing it! One section of my book " Typically Stupid " was later devoted to a clan of little creatures called Geepers, whose sole purpose in life was to seek out maim, kill, and Destroy Smurfs!
Who’s idea was it to have games like “barb jump” and “bloody penguin”…maybe we can have a " sick n’ Twisted zone" for off-the-wall humour!
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Squirrel kicking would be a good game.
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well…we already have squirrel shooting, and pedestrian road-kill, rodent beating, penguin bashing, etc.etc.etc…all very sick n’ twisted games…which I thoughly enjoy…
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in keeping with the theme of the forum…how about a game you can chase, shoot, stomp, bash, and run over a computer…for all of us who would love to do it for real but can’t afford a new one! :good:
Yes! Exactly what you need when your PSU fails, then you buy a new mobo for nothing and then your HD sh!ts out on you. Something to relieve stress. Question: How come there aren’t enough people to kill in ped killer to get over 100? Yet people still have higher scores.
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Yes! Exactly what you need when your PSU fails, then you buy a new mobo for nothing and then your HD sh!ts out on you. Something to relieve stress. Question: How come there aren’t enough people to kill in ped killer to get over 100? Yet people still have higher scores.
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I think you get points for time too…cause I’ve killed them all off and still got a lower score too!
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Did you try my system yet? Every game is beatable…once you figure out how it works…I can’t pinpoint the wind on monkey diving though…I don.t think it’s random…and if it’s not random..it can be beat too! :good:
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