We all need a little stress-reliever today! This only takes a
minute.
Don’t be
a bore and ruin it. Send it on to everyone you know including the
person that sent it to you.Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some
silliness
to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more
stressful
days than not.Here is your dose of humor…
A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.
B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and
forward
it
to friends and family and co-workers. Don’t forget to forward it
back
to
the person who sent it to you, so they know you participated. And
don’t
go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky
Gizzardsniffer.The following in excerpted from a children’s book “Captain
Underpants
And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants” by Dave Pilkey, in
which
the
evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names…
- Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new
first
name:a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy
- Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first
half
of your new last name:a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle
- Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second
half
of your new last name:a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = noggin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush’s new name is Fluffy
Chucklefanny.Now when you SEND THIS ON…use your new name as the subject. And
remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults
laugh
an average of
4 times
a day.
