My idea for a new Absolut Vodka ad (or he's off the deep end)

I’ve had a warped (kinda) idea for those Absolut vodka ads

They always have something like Absolut _______ and a picture to go with it.

I was thinking of that shot of Jack Nicholson’s face through the door in “The Shining” (you know the one where he looks really crazy–as opposed to his normal crazy mode?) with the caption"Absolut Psycho"

No, this wasn’t a spur of the moment thing…it’s been brewing.

If not Jack, maybe Dan from Dan’s Data (that’d work real well too)

lol, Big B, I’m sure you can come up with something even better!