# S.O.S. (Save an Old Sonofab\*tchprintingmachinefromHell)

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**Category:** Printers, Scanners and Digital Cameras\
**Created:** [July 3, 2012, 7:51pm UTC](https://www.hardwareforums.com/t/s-o-s-save-an-old-sonofab-tchprintingmachinefromhell/31389 "2012-07-03T19:51:36Z")\
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**Post date:** [July 3, 2012, 7:51pm UTC](https://www.hardwareforums.com/t/s-o-s-save-an-old-sonofab-tchprintingmachinefromhell/31389/1 "2012-07-03T19:51:36Z")

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Dear all,

I found a Canon BJS-265SP printer. It looks small and old (and old it is), but let this fool you not: its powers of mental pain and destruction are as strong as they ever were!

I was (still am) in desperate need of a printer, and found this one lurking in the shadows of a cupboard, in the place I’m renting now.

It is loaded with a functional cartridge.  
I connected it to a Windows XP laptop through a newly-bought Parallel-to-USB cable.  
I installed the required driver.  
The printer is detected by the cpu, and everything seems to be just fine.

EXCEPT THAT: the printer keeps on blinking its evil green single eye, non-stop, from the moment I turn it on (with or without cpu connection).  
No tasks in the waiting list, of course.  
If I try printing anything (or sending any other task), a few minutes go by with no reaction, and I eventually get a nondescript error message (“Error occurred, launch the Printers & Fax troubleshooting, or else just go die, we don’t care” ). The Windows troubleshooting, predictably, is of no help whatsoever.

WHAT SHOULD I DO?!!  
(assuming I have too little budget to go buy a new machine)

Please help me bring back to life (at least for a while) this monstrous antiquity, for which I can’t even find a user’s manual anywhere.  
All assistance is welcome!

Cheers,  
Dorian
