We all need a little stress-reliever today! This only takes a
>>>minute.
>>>Don't be
>>>a bore and ruin it. Send it on to everyone you know including the
>>>person that sent it to you.
>>>
>>>
>>>Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some
>>>silliness
>>>to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more
>>>stressful
>>>days than not.
>>>
>>>
>>>Here is your dose of humor...
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.
>>>
>>>
>>>B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and
>>>forward
>>>it
>>>to friends and family and co-workers. Don't forget to forward it
>>>back
>>>to
>>>the person who sent it to you, so they know you participated. And
>>>don't
>>>go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky
>>>Gizzardsniffer.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>The following in excerpted from a children's book "Captain
>>>Underpants
>>>And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey, in
>>>which
>>>the
>>>evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new
>>>first
>>>name:
>>>
>>>
>>>a = snickle
>>>
>>>
>>>b = doombah
>>>
>>>
>>>c = goober
>>>
>>>
>>>d = cheesey
>>>
>>>
>>>e = crusty
>>>
>>>
>>>f = greasy
>>>
>>>
>>>g = dumbo
>>>
>>>
>>>h = farcus
>>>
>>>
>>>i = dorky
>>>
>>>
>>>j = doofus
>>>
>>>
>>>k = funky
>>>
>>>
>>>l = boobie
>>>
>>>
>>>m = sleezy
>>>
>>>
>>>n = sloopy
>>>
>>>
>>>o = fluffy
>>>
>>>
>>>p = stinky
>>>
>>>
>>>q = slimy
>>>
>>>
>>>r = dorfus
>>>
>>>
>>>s = snooty
>>>
>>>
>>>t = tootsie
>>>
>>>
>>>u = dipsy
>>>
>>>
>>>v = sneezy
>>>
>>>
>>>w = liver
>>>
>>>
>>>x = skippy
>>>
>>>
>>>y = dinky
>>>
>>>
>>>z = zippy
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first
>>>half
>>>of your new last name:
>>>
>>>
>>>a = dippin
>>>
>>>
>>>b = feather
>>>
>>>
>>>c = batty
>>>
>>>
>>>d = burger
>>>
>>>
>>>e = chicken
>>>
>>>
>>>f = barffy
>>>
>>>
>>>g = lizard
>>>
>>>
>>>h = waffle
>>>
>>>
>>>i = farkle
>>>
>>>
>>>j = monkey
>>>
>>>
>>>k = flippin
>>>
>>>
>>>l = fricken
>>>
>>>
>>>m = bubble
>>>
>>>
>>>n = rhino
>>>
>>>
>>>o = potty
>>>
>>>
>>>p = hamster
>>>
>>>
>>>q = buckle
>>>
>>>
>>>r = gizzard
>>>
>>>
>>>s = lickin
>>>
>>>
>>>t = snickle
>>>
>>>
>>>u = chuckle
>>>
>>>
>>>v = pickle
>>>
>>>
>>>w = hubble
>>>
>>>
>>>x = dingle
>>>
>>>
>>>y = gorilla
>>>
>>>
>>>z = girdle
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second
>>>half
>>>of your new last name:
>>>
>>>
>>>a = butt
>>>
>>>
>>>b = boob
>>>
>>>
>>>c = face
>>>
>>>
>>>d = nose
>>>
>>>
>>>e = hump
>>>
>>>
>>>f = breath
>>>
>>>
>>>g = pants
>>>
>>>
>>>h = shorts
>>>
>>>
>>>i = lips
>>>
>>>
>>>j = honker
>>>
>>>
>>>k = head
>>>
>>>
>>>l = tush
>>>
>>>
>>>m = chunks
>>>
>>>
>>>n = noggin
>>>
>>>
>>>o = brains
>>>
>>>
>>>p = biscuits
>>>
>>>
>>>q = toes
>>>
>>>
>>>r = doodle
>>>
>>>
>>>s = fanny
>>>
>>>
>>>t = sniffer
>>>
>>>
>>>u = sprinkles
>>>
>>>
>>>v = frack
>>>
>>>
>>>w = squirt
>>>
>>>
>>>x = humperdinck
>>>
>>>
>>>y = hiney
>>>
>>>
>>>z = juice
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Fluffy
>>>Chucklefanny.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the subject. And
>>>remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults
>>>laugh
>>>an average of
>>>4 times
>>>a day.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>minute.
>>>Don't be
>>>a bore and ruin it. Send it on to everyone you know including the
>>>person that sent it to you.
>>>
>>>
>>>Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some
>>>silliness
>>>to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more
>>>stressful
>>>days than not.
>>>
>>>
>>>Here is your dose of humor...
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.
>>>
>>>
>>>B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and
>>>forward
>>>it
>>>to friends and family and co-workers. Don't forget to forward it
>>>back
>>>to
>>>the person who sent it to you, so they know you participated. And
>>>don't
>>>go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky
>>>Gizzardsniffer.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>The following in excerpted from a children's book "Captain
>>>Underpants
>>>And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey, in
>>>which
>>>the
>>>evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new
>>>first
>>>name:
>>>
>>>
>>>a = snickle
>>>
>>>
>>>b = doombah
>>>
>>>
>>>c = goober
>>>
>>>
>>>d = cheesey
>>>
>>>
>>>e = crusty
>>>
>>>
>>>f = greasy
>>>
>>>
>>>g = dumbo
>>>
>>>
>>>h = farcus
>>>
>>>
>>>i = dorky
>>>
>>>
>>>j = doofus
>>>
>>>
>>>k = funky
>>>
>>>
>>>l = boobie
>>>
>>>
>>>m = sleezy
>>>
>>>
>>>n = sloopy
>>>
>>>
>>>o = fluffy
>>>
>>>
>>>p = stinky
>>>
>>>
>>>q = slimy
>>>
>>>
>>>r = dorfus
>>>
>>>
>>>s = snooty
>>>
>>>
>>>t = tootsie
>>>
>>>
>>>u = dipsy
>>>
>>>
>>>v = sneezy
>>>
>>>
>>>w = liver
>>>
>>>
>>>x = skippy
>>>
>>>
>>>y = dinky
>>>
>>>
>>>z = zippy
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first
>>>half
>>>of your new last name:
>>>
>>>
>>>a = dippin
>>>
>>>
>>>b = feather
>>>
>>>
>>>c = batty
>>>
>>>
>>>d = burger
>>>
>>>
>>>e = chicken
>>>
>>>
>>>f = barffy
>>>
>>>
>>>g = lizard
>>>
>>>
>>>h = waffle
>>>
>>>
>>>i = farkle
>>>
>>>
>>>j = monkey
>>>
>>>
>>>k = flippin
>>>
>>>
>>>l = fricken
>>>
>>>
>>>m = bubble
>>>
>>>
>>>n = rhino
>>>
>>>
>>>o = potty
>>>
>>>
>>>p = hamster
>>>
>>>
>>>q = buckle
>>>
>>>
>>>r = gizzard
>>>
>>>
>>>s = lickin
>>>
>>>
>>>t = snickle
>>>
>>>
>>>u = chuckle
>>>
>>>
>>>v = pickle
>>>
>>>
>>>w = hubble
>>>
>>>
>>>x = dingle
>>>
>>>
>>>y = gorilla
>>>
>>>
>>>z = girdle
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second
>>>half
>>>of your new last name:
>>>
>>>
>>>a = butt
>>>
>>>
>>>b = boob
>>>
>>>
>>>c = face
>>>
>>>
>>>d = nose
>>>
>>>
>>>e = hump
>>>
>>>
>>>f = breath
>>>
>>>
>>>g = pants
>>>
>>>
>>>h = shorts
>>>
>>>
>>>i = lips
>>>
>>>
>>>j = honker
>>>
>>>
>>>k = head
>>>
>>>
>>>l = tush
>>>
>>>
>>>m = chunks
>>>
>>>
>>>n = noggin
>>>
>>>
>>>o = brains
>>>
>>>
>>>p = biscuits
>>>
>>>
>>>q = toes
>>>
>>>
>>>r = doodle
>>>
>>>
>>>s = fanny
>>>
>>>
>>>t = sniffer
>>>
>>>
>>>u = sprinkles
>>>
>>>
>>>v = frack
>>>
>>>
>>>w = squirt
>>>
>>>
>>>x = humperdinck
>>>
>>>
>>>y = hiney
>>>
>>>
>>>z = juice
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Fluffy
>>>Chucklefanny.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the subject. And
>>>remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults
>>>laugh
>>>an average of
>>>4 times
>>>a day.
>>>
>>>
>>>
