Based on a 5 year convergance plan.... The european commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase in plan that should be completed by April 1st 2011 and would become known as "Euro-English" Year 1 "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. Year 2 There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter. Year 3 In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which wil have always ben a deterant to akurate speling. Also al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away. Year 4 By the 4th yer peopl wil be resptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" wiz "v" Year 5 During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru. Zen ve vil rul ze vorld!! I got that from Business Network magazine a few years ago. Changed the dates in it of course. A forum I used to post on deleted it!! Incidently the guy who deleted it later got arrested for kidnapping his own kids! I got banned for commenting on that subject! I had most posts there too. My name is still on the members list though and im still in the top ten posters after 2 years
It ic kool. I vould lik to larn zeir vhol language from a - z bekoz it ic good to knov co many languages. Vat do yo guyc zink? chall I go ahad or not?
