Official Corny Jokes Thread

[zRoCkIsAdDiCtInG]

2 jokes from me

Why couldn't the boy go to see the pirate movie?
-It was rated arrr!

What did the boy get for breaking the schoolbell?
-The NO-BELL prize!

 

[Nic]

Why are pirates piraty?
- Coz they arrgghh!

Whats brown and sticky?
- A stick

 

[Exfoliate]

Haha, yup those are classics
-What do you call a man with no limbs in a swimming pool?-Bob
-And the worst one of all time that I was so pround of in 2nd grade: What's a cats favorite color?-Purrrple (face it animal jokes always suck).

 

[WWR]

We already have a joke thread *points up to the stickied thread*

 

[Exfoliate]

But these are way too corney to be associated with the decent ones, these are in a catagory of their own.

 

[Addis]

jokes should be funny enough to make us laugh or at least chortle to ourselves in our heads.

 

[Exfoliate]

But corney jokes usually are mostly pointless and basically make you groan and chuckle only out of the utter crappiness of the "joke"

 

[zRoCkIsAdDiCtInG]

ditto

 

[Matt555]

I had a cat called minton, when he used to swallow shuttle-cocks i used to say "Bad Minton!"

 

[Exfoliate]

Hey that's pretty good:D