He: “Haven’t I seen you somewhere before?” She: “Yeah correct, that’s why I don’t go there no more.” He: “Is this seat occupied?” She: “No, and if you’re gonna sit on it, then this seat won’t be occupied either.” He: “Should we go to my house or yours?” She: “Both, I go to mine, and you go to yours.” He: “I’d like to call you sometime. What’s your number?” She: “It's written in the phone book” He: “What’s your name then?” She: “It’s written in front of it.” He: “You got the body of a temple.” She: “True, but there won’t be any services today.” He: “You’re the woman of my dreams.” She: “Then go back to sleep.” He: “I’d like to share everything with you.” She: “Nice, then let’s start with your bank account.” He: “May I have the last dance with you?” She: “You’ve just had the last dance” He: “Where have you been in my whole life?” She: “According to the looks of your face, I wasn’t yet born in the first half.” He: “What should I give to you, when I may kiss you?” She: “Chloroform” He: “How would you like your eggs in the morning”? She: “Not fertilized” He: “I know what women want.” She: “Then why won’t you leave me alone?” He: “I’d die happy when I could see you naked” She: “And I would laugh myself to death when I’d see you naked” He: “I want to walk to the end of the world for you” She: “Do you also wanna stay there?” He: “I want to offer myself to you.” She: “I’m sorry, I can’t except cheap presents.”
thats the best / funniest in my opinion, but, i'm sure a man of your talents Impy can make up some other crap to entice women (if thats what you want) BTW: nice one RH
