GREETINGS BRETHREN!! They said he would never make it, they said he had met his match, they said he was lost forever but once again, ThePenguinCometh has proven his enemies wrong. Having crawled through the very depths of the Underworld, having fought many an epic battle against the Undead Horde, having faced the very Queen of the Vampires herself (or at least, that what she called herself - personally I think she was just a very confused goth, not that I cared really), he's back, he's bad and he's geekier than ever (D&D anybody?). BTW, is it just me or has this place gotten huge? I don't remember the home page being that big.