Well, I guess I should share one now. A while back, I worked for local government at city hall. I was a lowly PC Technician, bottom of the food chain. In the staff restroom, I was simply trying to pee and get back to work, as there were two "critical" situations that needed dealing with. While doing my business, from the stall next to me came the most ungodly series of sounds which I have ever heard, followed by, "Oh, that's nice!". I was pretty shocked, but then it got worse. Take the earlier sound and multiply it by an atrocity factor of four... and again, "Yeah, that's sweet. That's the ticket!" At that point, I couldn't take it anymore! I started chuckling, practically zipping up my whang in the process. At that point, the noises ceased, as I'd clearly embarrassed whoever was in the next stall over. I just wanted to wash my hands and get the hell out. A moment later, who else was to emerge for the throne room than the city planner.... :eek:
Maybe it's just a coincidence, but around a month later the entire IT department was outsourced to an expensive Tech vendor. :sick: