Anti-Trend
Nonconformist Geek
My company uses almost all Ubuntu. For the last 4 hours, I've been struggling with an issue on this Hardy server, whereas Debian works fine in the exact same respect. Ugh, the more I work with Ubuntu, the less I like it. :(
Me: "Ubuntu, why does this work fine on Debian, and not on you? Why can't you be more like your big brother?!"
Ubuntu: "You're always comparing me to Debian! Nobody understands me! Ugh!" *slams door*
Me: <through the door> "What's to understand? You copy Debian, yet still manage to break everything!"
Ubuntu: "You're just picking on me because of the way I dress! It's my form of expression, and you're oppressing me!" *sob*
Me: "No, I... hey, why do you wear so much brown, anyway?"
Ubuntu: "I, uh, just really like brown!"
Me: "..."
Ubuntu: "You know, it's a ... it's a very soothing color. Really."
Me: "..."
Ubuntu: "...OK, I'm incontinent and brown helps to cover up. I wish I was dead!" *cuts self*
Me: "Uh, OK, well good luck with that. If you need me, I'll be out to dinner with Debian and Red Hat. Catch you later."
Ubuntu: *high-pitched sobs from behind the door*
Me: "Ubuntu, why does this work fine on Debian, and not on you? Why can't you be more like your big brother?!"
Ubuntu: "You're always comparing me to Debian! Nobody understands me! Ugh!" *slams door*
Me: <through the door> "What's to understand? You copy Debian, yet still manage to break everything!"
Ubuntu: "You're just picking on me because of the way I dress! It's my form of expression, and you're oppressing me!" *sob*
Me: "No, I... hey, why do you wear so much brown, anyway?"
Ubuntu: "I, uh, just really like brown!"
Me: "..."
Ubuntu: "You know, it's a ... it's a very soothing color. Really."
Me: "..."
Ubuntu: "...OK, I'm incontinent and brown helps to cover up. I wish I was dead!" *cuts self*
Me: "Uh, OK, well good luck with that. If you need me, I'll be out to dinner with Debian and Red Hat. Catch you later."
Ubuntu: *high-pitched sobs from behind the door*