How to tell you need a new secretary: Every time she gets to the end of a line on a document she pushes the monitor off the side of the desk. :D
A man walks into a bar... ouch! Two men walk into a bar, you would have thought the other guy would duck.
I still want that t-shirt I've seen around. "Bow before me, for I am root."
My one was telling me WINDOWS was already in the recycle bin. ;) Come to think of it I should have taken a screenie. :D
Hey in my lonely hours before Crystal the Speaking Clock has often been 'close' to me. ;)
Hehe, reads like an email conversation with o2 Customer Service. :D
Ok, kinda simple, if there was one song that described you really well, what is it? Please include the title and artist, up to you if you want to...
Thanks, B, worked a real treat. :D
Black Sabbath was the first thing I listened to, then I kinda dropped out of music. Then I was given the Kerrang! CD Vol 1 as a gift and listened...
Try a local store, I got mine from PC World, cost me about £20, it's a Packard Bell Webcam with a good res and built-in mic.
Right, my Recycle Bin had some files in it, so I emptied it, but the graphic still showed it was full, so I opened it and there was nothing, I...
Nice pic BB, she's very pretty. I hope you both are as happy as you look. (Silly thing to say but still...)
I'm ambi-dexterous and it's very handy. (excuse the poor pun)
Don't forget #3 Chris Fehn, he's the other custom purcussionist. :D
You should hear me at 3am pounding on the drum kit with massivly heavy sticks or hitting the beer keg with a steel pole! :D
Woah... that's accurate of me too... man that's also really funneh! :D
Nice and unconventional setup ya got there, ninja. :) I really should take pics of mine at some point when my digi cam is properly setup.
Ya don't wanna fatten out, get some muscle, maybe. 'Cause I know you're not going to have much luck getting into any kinda sport team if you're...
I'm precisely 12 stone, and I love it, there was a time when I hardly ate and dropped to about 9 stone, I was really scared for my own health then.
Custom percussion to be wholley exact, I need muscle for that. I also sing too. :D
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