- WWW = World Wide Wait
- ISDN = It Still Does Nothing
- SCSI = System Can’t See It
- DOS = Defective Operating System
- IBM = I Blame Microsoft
- PENTIUM = Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding Of Mathematics
- BASIC = Bill’s Attempt to Sieze Industry Control
- APPLE = Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
- CD-ROM = Consumer Device - Rendered Obsolete Monthly
- COBOL = Completely Obsolete Business-Orientated Language
- AMIGA = A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
- MIPS = Meaningless Indicator of Processor Speed
- WINDOWS = Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
- MACINTOSH = Most Applications Crash If Not The Operating System Hangs
- MICROSOFT = Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teens
- PCMCIA = People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
NVIDIA: No VIdeo DIsplay…Again
ATI: All That’s Inside
CPU: 'Cause Power’s Usefull
ASUS: All Shit, Useless Service
ok ok ok, I know they’re very bad but I invented them in 2 minutes at 3:35am so…no comments 
not bad harrack52. I like the “IBM - I blame Microsoft” thats a good one, lol 
I personally like the alternative for SCSI.