Lets start One Liners....

system · January 4, 2007, 1:46am

Rules

Only one or a couple of “one liners” at a time in one post to not to make it boring..
Only post when someone posts after your post… I mean dont make continous posts.. :doh:

Here me starting with windows one…

*. If Windows is the solution, can we please have the problem back?
*. Your mama is so fat, when she bends over we go into daylight savings time.

Impotence · January 4, 2007, 4:32am

The Egg

Swansen · January 4, 2007, 4:57am

oh man completely off topic, but Anti-trend is sweet, lol, no really good catch Impy on the sig.:good:

Impotence · January 4, 2007, 11:42pm

The Chicken

system · January 4, 2007, 11:45pm

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

Big_B · January 5, 2007, 5:39pm

I’m just like you, but with a dash of awesome. (made up by me)

ADD is a gift, but I’m not sure about…let’s play uno!

sabashuali · January 5, 2007, 6:09pm

Very loosely translated from Hebrew -
If stupidity was a painful illness you would spend your life in plaster (cast).

Joseph Cornelius ‘Joe’ Hallenbeck -
She is so fat you have to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.
She is so fat you can slap her thigh and ride the wave in.

Bricktop -
A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt…me.