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ninja fetus

ninja fetus

I'm a thugged out gangsta
I was watching flying across channels at 4:30 in the morning (Nothing's on) and I saw a dell. I stopped and said, "oooH! A DELL!" The guy was demenstrating the power of the beastly p4 4.3w/HT. So he pops open 55 internet explorer windows and he goes to watch a video, and the thing stalls on him and IE stops respoding. he opened up the 55 IE windows in the taskbar and when he clicked the taskbar to go back to the video IE wasn't responding :chk: !!!!!! Then right when that happened it zoomed out to him touching the case explaining it's beauty! made me laugh
 
the guy kept screwing up. He was describing the computer, he said "3.4ghz pentium 4 with hyper threading technology, 160gb hard drive, 512mb ram and made of 90% bushido blade. I mean, what. It's a dell."
 
Bushido Blade? It could be some metaphor for how tough the case is to open up and modify? Like finest japanese steel with a heart of a ninja guards our secret hacked motherboards so only the finest Dell components will work thanks to the skill and chi of our master scamurai workforce?
 
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