We're not a couple, thanks: The saga of geek love

Thanks.

Happy? Oh, yeah. If I'm not with her, I'm usually thinking about her. Might be a bit sappy, but that's pretty much it. She's wearing dresses, since I've been used to seeing her at work in work clothes...the change is nice.
 
We're not a couple, thanks -OR- How's your love life?

Wow, great smile, her and you, she looks like a kind, intellegent, and attractive gal. So this is what the B-man looks like, cool, always wish I could grow a beard, then again I don't really shave much.
 
Well, I tried.

IKEA love line

You said:Hi

Welcome to IKEA. How can I help you?

You said:I need a new girlfriend, can you help?

Here you will find our latest releases!

You said:Cool, how much for the redhead?

Which product would you like to know the price for?

You said:The redhead please.

I don't have any kind of opinion with regard to hair color.

You said:How about the Asian chick?

We get visitors from all over the world to this website. Do you have a question about IKEA?

You said:Actually I hear that Swedish blondes are fun, do you have any of those?

Please ask questions which best describes what you want to know about IKEA.

You said:I thought IKEA WAS Swedish, surely you've got some blondes available or are they all sold out?

We have approximately 2,000 suppliers in over 50 countries who manufacture our products.

Which product would you like to know the price for?

You said:Helga!

I'm not sure what you're trying to exclaim. Please be a little more detailed if you can.

You said:Helga, 5' 11", double D-cup, takes her clothes every time she sees a camera.

Please have a look at the Mugs and Cups.

You said:Sorry? Is she a mug or a cup?

Please have a look at the Mugs and Cups.

You said:Thanks. How about something more long-term, a French brunette perhaps?

Which product would you like to know the length for?

You said:How long can she keep going for, I didn't know you measured that sort of thing.

I'm sorry, to which IKEA store do you want directions?

You said:Which one has the best French brunettes?

A good education is important, but I'm not here to talk about that. Let's talk about IKEA instead.
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We're not a couple, thanks -OR- How's your love life?

Haha...a little desperate for some company are we?
 
Hey in my lonely hours before Crystal the Speaking Clock has often been 'close' to me. ;)
 
We're not a couple, thanks -OR- How's your love life?

B you look very happy in that photo and that bots and idiot! I told her so and she said my comment was noted and they'll use it to improve her.
 
Big B said:
Haha...a little desperate for some company are we?
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Not yet, just researching my options! The funny thing is that the exchange was almost sensible. I'd seen other posts in another forum and they were pretty weird, this one actually made some sense. I should probably go back and ask her what "education" she had in mind and why she was unwilling to talk about it. :good:
 
We're not a couple, thanks -OR- How's your love life?

Amazing Penguine, that really cracked me up dude.
 
Superb. I said "I love you" to see what she said and she said someting like "I'm glad I have made you feel this way. Now can you ask me something about IKEA" hehe
 
We're not a couple, thanks -OR- How's your love life?

I've seen it both ways. I worked with one guy who just had a lot of female friends. Same with my gf. There's other guys that she hangs out with, but has never had any desire to date. She's got the right to her own life.
 
We're not a couple, thanks -OR- How's your love life?

I've gotten to know a female one quite well and am becoming fond of her. She lives fairly close and attends a local highschool, met her through www.myspace.com and we're meeting up this weekend at my house. Thank you internet :)
 
We're not a couple, thanks -OR- How's your love life?

:) hope it goes well :good:
 
We're not a couple, thanks -OR- How's your love life?

Great going ninja! Glad to see things are working out for ya:)!
I've been working on a certain girl myself for a little while. I started to get to know her at tennis and we flited around a lot and I want to get something going before she gets grabbed up by some other guy. Unfortunately there's only a few days left of school so I'll have to work fast. I can't really see anything happening between us over the summer but if she could at least be thinking of me that would be good for next year, we're going to have phys-ed together next year:) Just thought I'd cue ya'll in on my progress, any advice as to how to "win her heart" couldn't hurt. Thanks all.
 
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